CERTIFICATE OR SABIFICATE

CERTIFICATE OR SABIFICATE

In the Nigeria of today, you need beyond your certificate to climb the ladder of success.No one is ready to take the risk of seeing your abilities written on paper(Certificate) they also want to see you put your abilities to action (Sabificate) .

'Sabificate' is not a word in the English dictionary but a word coined for use in the Nigerian parlance, In Nigerian pidgin English, the word ‘sabi’ means ‘to know or understand.So,in place of certificate as attestation of qualification, its skill knowledge, having a hands-on knowledge and being a practical person on it. 

Certificate on the other hand means an official document attesting a certain fact, in particular. It is actually a PAPER.It is just the head knowledge of theories.

A lot of young Nigerian graduates who actually hold the 'paper' to say they are qualified as this or that but who cannot defend the paper when the need arises.

The sabificate things as it is,is a do it yourself i-dont-want-to-be-an-employee mentallity stuff, as opposed to the mentality of the government must give me job when i get the degree, the jobs which are growing smaller and smaller by the day. Sabificate has to do with following your passion and enjoying what you do.

 Trends and times are fast changing.The dawn of a new era is here with distinctive economic character.Today, we are in a world which its economic power has clearly shifted from Paper to skill, degree to pedigree, theory to practical, credential to potential, grade points (GP) to great product (GP), scholarship to mentorship, white collar to blue collar and from certificate to Sabificate.

Gone are the days when your certificate gets you the job.No one believes in the white and black printed on the paper. Owners of businesses wants a job well done. Too bad our Youths are deformed because they have been misinformed by an erroneous educational system where people study to seek for employment rather than development.

Where your certificate cannot take you, your sabificate can take you beyond .So,when you acquire certificate,also acquire sabificate .

Make sure you have the sabificate of anything that you have the certificate, having both places you heads and shoulders above your peers.

When you are certified, also get 'SABIFIED'

You walked into a night club to see an old friend. So surprised with the grooving things, it all seem awkward to you. Just on the dance floor, you caught a glimpse of a sexy figure. 

Wow!  She must be a  goddess of beauty, you exclaimed! You eventually  got to talk to her and exchanged contacts. She's not too bad you said to yourself. 

After a few weeks of a sweet relationship, you decided to marry her. Friends warned,parents rebuked but you ignored. 

Oh! She has to be my wife  you yelled. Eventually, you got what you wanted. Just few months after your wedding  you can't help it but complain. 

Oh!  My wife keeps going to the club every night.One would wonder if she married me or I married her. Keep calm bro am laughing in a Korean way 😂😂😂😂😂

You must be wicked ooo 😀.Don't you go to your father's house? Why get worried that your wife keeps going back to the club, it's her father's house. 

The worst of all is that she just explained to you that she can't bear to loose a sexy shape at the expense of pregnancy. Adopting kids seem to be a good idea to her just to maintain her shape. Of course, it was the shape that got you running after her. My brother, you married the shape ooo 😂😂😂, live with it!

Each time your younger sister comes home ,you keep begging her to stay back for some weeks 'cos your beautiful wife doesn't even know how to cook. She keeps singing it, cooking is not my hobby. Chai! You are in for it. 

My Dear, all that glitters is not gold.One's appearance can be greatly misleading. Gold is a very valuable metal.It has an attractive glittering appearance too. But it does not mean that everything which glitters like gold should be precious. 

There are utterly valueless things that looks like gold and taking them on their face is unwise. On the contrary,some of the dull looking things posses immense value. Their appearance is in no way proportionate to the great value they have. This is true of human beings also.A person may be good looking having an attractive character. But he/she may not possess any real ability or talent. He/she can even turn out to be scrupulous too. 

We tend to ignore necessary facts while in relationships all in the name of love.
Love won't make you blind,It's an eye opener.
Don't think you can change your spouse after marriage
Try to know beyond the looks, that is what you will live with
Discuss the future,it exposes the mind of your spouse
 Before you say the word  'I DO' be sure you really do. So, you won't start saying stories that touches. 

Happy weekend!

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It's Monday!
Not a mourning day
So,get up and aim high
You've got to make some money in the morning

The Broadway of success is no child's play
Do not get weighed down by laziness
It simply eats up one's success

It's Monday!
Give way for your Green way
Even on the highway
Never stop halfway until you get to your gateway
And say its a good day

So, keep trusting in God
And he will make a way
Just like that!

It's Monday!
Don't ever be weak
You still have a long week
And in your weakness let God be your strength

It's Monday!
Make some money
So when it's  your mom's day ,you wont be a run away
Like a cast away that is out of the way
And for today, just tell someone am OK 'cause  it's Monday

Thank God It's Monday(TGIM)
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One in a million!
I know a great man, he's the best amongst the rest
A great teacher that never bores you
A preacher with a difference

A father to many Champions
The only spiritual father who wears a glowing smile
Children run to him with a cute smile
Adults sit with him and end up with great laughter

No mincing words
He can always be blunt
The truth can't be exchanged with lies
Discipline with love

A blessing to our generation
A rare gem
A man who can break the word and make you fall in love with your bible
With him, Bible Study is happy time

On this day, I celebrate this great man of God.
Happy Birthday to PASTOR MOSES OHUNENIESE

POLITICS! Who made it a dirty game?

POLITICS!  Who made it a dirty game?

The moment you hear the word ‘POLITICS’ what comes to your mind?

A lot of people say Politics is a dirty game. No one with clean goes into politics and come out with the same clean hands. But, the question is who made it a dirty game?

 Politics involves making decisions applying to all members of each group. More narrowly, it refers to achieving and exercising positions of governance — organized control over a human community.

Politics itself was not made to be dirty. In fact, the affairs of the people is more considered than the politicians. Selfish nature of humans, the drive to convert public funds to one’s personal pocket changed the goodwill of politics. 

It is rather worrisome that Nigerian politicians who are devout Muslims and Christians could go to deities to swear as a proof of unwavering loyalty to a benefactor or as a tool to eliminate his/her perceived enemies.

Yes, it is not enough to talk about these things as secrets as we have seen them play out right in public glare in the past. Christian and Muslim politicians in the quest to acquire political positions or win elections go before a deity to swear and meet native doctors to prepare charm.

The worst of all is getting a so called godfather that bribes all and sundry just to win the election. Some even belong to a cult society to gain fame and power. It’s so alarming that these corrupt minds bribes Nigerians with the stolen funds that belongs to Nigerians. Many Nigerians therefore consider Nigerian politics a dirty game because of these fetish practices inherent in the game coupled with bribery and corruption.

Politicians made politics a dirty game. Politics was never meant to be a dirty game. Leaders who often make promises they can’t keep, they are blinded by corruption and not the love for the masses. This is actually the reason why the poor get poorer and the rich get richer.

Politics is not a dirty game, but an honorable one if played judiciously. It takes a divine mind to come and serve the people. That sacred game seems to be no more transparent in the eyes of the poor, ignorant, helpless and oppressed people. They were expecting those political players who claim to know the injustice in the game to come to their aid.

Do not fold your hands and blame these corrupt leaders. It’s high time we raise leaders with the cleanest hands and warmest heart. People who have been through the hurdles of the jungle and understand what the masses feels. Not people who are concerned about having a fat bank account.

Corruption starts from the home. No one wakes up and suddenly becomes corrupt. It’s a gradual process. Definitely, we can gradually build a political system with clean hands. It might take a whole lot of time but it is achievable.

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Dogs are adorable pets. They easily learn habits and languages. But sometimes they can really be unpredictable because they don't share human nature.

Dogs can be so dear and so dangerous.

Dogs are known as man's best friend but sometimes things go horribly wrong.

A 3-weekold Michigan baby died after one of her family's dogs bit her on the head when she was left unattended with them on Thursday.

Susannah Jean Murray was alone in a bouncy for five minutes inside her Michigan home with three pit bulls serving as her only companions.

When after five minutes of being alone, a caretaker checked on her, the woman noticed the infant bleeding from a severe head injury and also saw that one of the dogs had blood around its mouth.

Baby Murray was taken to Helen DeVos Children's Hospital where she underwent nearly seven hours of surgery but she did not make it. She died around 2 a.m. the following morning.

Sgt. Terry Dixon with the GRPD when speaking of the attack said the dog who attacked the child is about 2 years old and has now been quarantined along with the two other family dogs at the Kent County Animal Shelter.

"This is a horrible tragedy, and it serves as a critical reminder to never leave a child unattended around a dog, or dogs, or pets," said Sgt. Terry Dixon. "Always keep a watchful eye on our vulnerable youth."

He continued: "Just the breed of a pit bull by itself is not enough to condemn it, any dog can bite something, they have teeth. I would say that this serves as a definite reminder not to leave children alone with dogs in the house."

Neighbors resident in the Grand Rapids neighborhood told the Detroit Free Press that the dogs were  dangerous nuisance, calling them “mean and vicious" and said they were always wary of them.

“I’d be scared, because when the dogs get out the fence, they used to chase us,” Hawa Abdi, a neighbor, said.

The GRPD and Child Protective Services are investigating. Dixon says they will give their investigation to the Kent County Prosecutor to review and consider any possible criminal charges.

Dogs can be so dear and dangerous!

Cakes are so delightful with a yummy yummy taste you can't resist.
The beauty it brings
The smacking of lips
The smiles everywhere
Beautiful cakes melts the heart

Cake is a form of sweet dessert that is typically baked. In its oldest forms, cakes were modifications of breads, but cakes now cover a wide range of preparations that can be simple or elaborate, and that are features with other desserts such as pastries,meringues, custards.

Have you ever wondered how a baker can create a cake recipe from scratch and know that it will work? Unlike a savory chef, who can often use intuition to design a successful dish, a baker must work within defined parameters to produce a cake that will rise, set, and taste the way she wants. Experienced cake bakers would never dream of trying to bake a cake without first "doing the math" to make sure that the ingredients are in balance.

Every celebrations seem so incomplete without an eye catching cake.Cakes are always shared in smaller quantities but made with a big heart that sends out a bigger share of love into the atmosphere.

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Things you need to know before seeking admission

Sometimes we end up making an available choice of course.The pressure to leave home and be admitted to any higher institution could lead one to nowhere.It is important for you to get the right orientation before choosing a course if you want to make it big in life. There are some high paying jobs in the society and it would be totally useless for you to waste so much time in the university over a course that is not lucrative of what use is it to pay heavily for education if the discipline would not yield high returns in the long run? A high salary does not hurt anyone as most people dream of good jobs that will settle them financially and help them live the lives they have dreamt of living.

It will shock you to know that there are some high paying jobs in the country; these are the kind of jobs that put you above the average salary earners. Here, one can afford to live large and save for the rainy days.

People with high paying jobs may not feel the long term impact of recession as they will always have enough to sort themselves and their family members. Although the employment rate is depressing, those who are fortunate enough to get these jobs earn enviable salaries. Not only is the pay encouraging, the respect that comes with jobs like that also spur many people on. The work balance is fair compared to jobs with demanding requirements and lesser pay. Find below the best high-paying jobs in Nigeria, they are not listed in any particular order:

1. Healthcare

In Nigeria, the respect that comes with being a medical doctor can never be underestimated. Irrespective of their area of specialization, medical doctors will always be considered to be hot cakes as they are well paid and the security that comes with the job is high.Surgeons receive an attractive sum of money in addition to being highly sought.

2. Law

For so many reasons, Nigerian parents have certain professions they want their wards to focus on. This is because they know the stability that comes with jobs like that.Being a lawyer is one of the jobs any parent would wish his child to have. Studying this course requires serious commitment and dedication.

3. Petroleum engineering

Anyone who works offshore or onshore as an engineer for a petroleum company is sure to earn a huge salary.There are some jobs that people do not bother asking what the minimum salary is because it would surpass their expectations and leave them either depressed or excited.

This job is more or less the dream job of many Nigerians as they get to live well compared to the meager salaries being paid to people in other professions.

4. Airline operation

Being a pilot in Nigeria is no joke. The skilled personnel who fly the planes get paid heavily in addition to the boosted self esteem they have every time someone 'oohs' and 'aahs' about their profession.They are treated like expatriates and enjoy some privileges exclusive to that profession alone.

5. Lecturing

Although many people have different opinions about this job, it is one of the most stable jobs we have here. The pay is handsome and it comes with some benefits that propels self development.Apart from being well paid, lecturers have the time to do other businesses and grow their brands compared to those who work other jobs. Their profession gives them the opportunity to meet people from all walks of life.

6. Politics

In this part of the world, being a politician is a job. While they are serving the nation in the best way possible, they are highly paid individuals who take money in addition to what is given to them officially. This list would be incomplete without them.

7. Engineering

There is a reason this job is being separated from that of the petrochemical engineers. Although they are in the same field, their job requirements are different.Engineers are highly paid because they have access to the major projects that are being done. They bid for major contracts sponsored by the government and make a fortune from the projects.Just a few out of many could be brought to limelight.So,before you make any choice of course ,get a detailed information on what the career entails.

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LADIES GIST

Let no pressure push you to bigger problems.
Most times when i gist with some ladies,I end up being disappointed by their opinions and views about certain situations.A lady once told me 'that idiot ' eats all my food whenever he comes to my residence and he has never talked about marriage.I laughed because i saw no linking point between food and marriage.

When you belittle yourself he takes you for granted.Listen up and wake up from your slumber! He keeps demanding for sex and he tells you am not thinking of marriage.You are doomed! You know why? He doesn't even look at you as a wife material.When next he pulls down his trouser shaking like a fowl that caught cold,whisper to him and smile.Enough of that! No marriage no sex. 

You've been dating him for years and he has never for once introduced you to his friend let alone his family.You are simply on your own.
If all he does is to ask for your salary every month so that u can both share it,i think you are in for trouble.

DESPERATION could make you end up in worst situations.It could really be tough when things dont turn
 out the way you want it.But believe me ,marriage is no big joke.
If that young man really  loves you as he claimed,he will help you stick to the rules.Break no rules and still love you passionately.

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Countdown to 4D PRAISE JAM 2!
4D praise Jam is a yearly event organised by Xone Media Limited.
It is the gathering of young and great minds with passion for music. It is an event designed for youth and the un-church out there to make JESUS famous,and to redefine Gospel Music.It's always an evening of praise, worship, comedy, and restoration of life.
A wonderful and refreshing time in the presence of God you shouldn't dare to miss.
Last year was awesome in his presence  with a lot of testimonies.If you missed it last year,4D PRAISE JAM 2 is right here again!
Make it a date with Jesus as we DO DE DAVID DANCE on friday 10th of February,2017 @ Living Proof hall,opp shoprite ota,toll gate.

START AFRESH

Sometimes we all have the fear of moving ahead without looking at the past.The past is gone forever. Even when it had the worst impact in our lives,it shouldn't keep reoccurring in the gift of the present.
So many things could have gone wrong in your past life. This could have been a result of your inability to look at life from a different perspective. The bitter truth is that you can never correct the past! It is gone forever. Enough of you dwelling in the failures of the past. Today is the present gift you need to cherish. You know why? because you can make it better than your past. 
Try and do something different,unusual,spectacular to get a different story but make it a positive attempt. Successful people don't do the usual,they simply go extra miles. If you keep doing the same thing to get same result,its high time you turn things around.
 Let go of the past,it brings fear. Embrace the present with no fear.
 It's a new year for you,do not make it look  like the usual years. Beat your success record this year.
Everybody can be anybody.But you ain't anybody! You are SOMEBODY spectacular,great,different and too special to be pushed away. 
Start Afresh!